Top 5 reasons why I'd still like to be Wonder Woman when I grow up:
1. Who else can pull off looking like a bada$$ in a tiara?
2. Those short-shorts double as a cheat sheet for my astronomy exam.
3. Foil bracelets useful for wrapping leftovers if they happen to go out of style. . .
4. I am convinced I would deliver a far more effective roundhouse kick to the face to any would-be enemies if only I had red boots instead of knee socks and hush puppies.
5. I am almost as nerdy as Diana Prince. Ask anyone who knows me.
2 comments:
I think that the lasso of truth would be a very useful weapon as well. And plus, you'd look awesome flying around in the invisible jet.
That's the cutest picture of you!!!!
I must admit, I've always been a bit perplexed by the invisible jet. . .because Wonder Woman was still quite visible zipping through the sky in her red, white, and blue outfit. . .
Having a lasso of truth, however, has interesting possibilities. . .
Goodness gracious, were my legs really ever that skinny?!?
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